8.0.28 $user_agent = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; // ini_set('display_errors', 1); // ini_set('display_startup_errors', 1); // error_reporting(E_ALL); function getOS() { global $user_agent; $os_platform = "Unknown"; $os_array = array( '/windows nt 10/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 6.3/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 6.2/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 6.1/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 6.0/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 5.2/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 5.1/i' => 'Windows', '/windows xp/i' => 'Windows', '/windows nt 5.0/i' => 'Windows', '/windows me/i' => 'Windows', '/win98/i' => 'Windows', '/win95/i' => 'Windows', '/win16/i' => 'Windows', '/macintosh|mac os x/i' => 'Mac', '/mac_powerpc/i' => 'Mac', '/linux/i' => 'Linux', '/ubuntu/i' => 'Linux', '/iphone/i' => 'IOS', '/ipod/i' => 'IOS', '/ipad/i' => 'IOS', '/android/i' => 'Android', '/blackberry/i' => 'Android', '/webos/i' => 'Mobile' ); foreach ($os_array as $regex => $value) { if (preg_match($regex, $user_agent)) { $os_platform = $value; } } return $os_platform; } function getBrowser() { global $user_agent; $borwserInfo = get_browser(null, true); $browser = "Other"; $browser_array = array( '/ie/i' => 'IE', '/firefox/i' => 'Firefox', '/safari/i' => 'Safari', '/chrome/i' => 'Chrome', '/edge/i' => 'Edge', '/opera/i' => 'Opera', ); foreach ($browser_array as $regex => $value) { if (preg_match($regex, $borwserInfo['browser'])) { $browser = $value; return $browser; } } return $browser; } $servername = 'localhost'; $username = 'cramstuff'; $password = 'lc$rtx6df'; $dbname = 'misc_prod'; $conn = mysqli_connect($servername, $username, $password, $dbname); /* if(getBrowser() === 'Other') { file_put_contents("/var/www/stuff.cramx.icu/analytics/vtbsOther.log", $user_agent."\nget_browser() => ".get_browser(null, true)['browser']."\n======================================\n", FILE_APPEND); } else { file_put_contents("/var/www/stuff.cramx.icu/analytics/vtbsKnown.log", $user_agent."\nget_browser() => ".get_browser(null, true)['browser']."\n======================================\n", FILE_APPEND); } if(getOS() === 'Unknown') { file_put_contents("/var/www/stuff.cramx.icu/analytics/vtosUnknown.log", $user_agent."\n======================================\n", FILE_APPEND); } else { file_put_contents("/var/www/stuff.cramx.icu/analytics/vtosKnown.log", $user_agent."\n======================================\n", FILE_APPEND); } */ $sqlBrowerQ = "UPDATE valtags SET value = value + 1 WHERE name = 'vtbs".getBrowser()."'"; $sqlOSQ = "UPDATE valtags SET value = value + 1 WHERE name = 'vtos".getOS()."'"; if(!preg_match('/UptimeRobot/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) { mysqli_query($conn, $sqlBrowerQ); mysqli_query($conn, $sqlOSQ); } ?> SCRAM✕

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J O K E S
West Hartford, United States
where am I from?
Port Chester, United States
You don't know
Port Chester, United States
hehe
Port Chester, United States
Martin you weeb
Danshui, China
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Danshui, China
Danshui, China
gay
Storrs, United States
OnePlus just died
West Hartford, United States
fandom
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Hatsune Miku
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
Do links work?
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
OOh buttons work
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
HTML is hard, I give up
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
meh
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
Lol literally everyone can just inspect element and see my stupid mistakes up there :(
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
oh yeah I posted the entire textbox
Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China

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Cheektowaga, United States
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Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
你好,我是來自台灣的國中生,我很喜歡你的作品!
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Hong Kong, Hong Kong SAR China
WOW, so much random stuFFFFF
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Emerald on Tracks
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Greenfield, United States
Malcolm Rich is a dumb bitch!
Greenfield, United States
Benry
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-15@04:14:03
Hmmmmmm?
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-15@14:34:17
Benry
Longmeadow, United States • 2021-05-15@15:00:31
Chicken!
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-15@19:25:49
1+1 is not = 3, even for small values of 3
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-16@23:32:53
wabu
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-25@04:46:48
<b> hello </b>
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-27@14:20:21
hello
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-27@14:20:44
Dumb Fk
Greenfield, United States • 2021-05-31@18:40:42
앙 기모띠
2021-06-16@02:36:08
마틴은 너무 멋있어
2021-06-16@02:36:40
마틴은 너무 멋있어
2021-06-16@02:36:41
wow, this is a good site.1
2021-06-26@07:39:36
Sadness, we're all so busy :(
2021-07-28@08:56:00
Sadness, we're all so busy :(
2021-07-28@08:56:00
Even more sadness
2021-07-28@08:56:32
martin daddy🧠
2021-08-26@02:05:07
oh shit you didn't block gay shit? bet bet
2021-08-26@02:05:17
Matin DADDDDIEEEEEEE
2021-08-26@02:05:28
yo
2021-09-13@23:15:07
Check in…
2021-10-21@15:05:37
So sad
2021-10-23@03:41:20
Martin gong is my daddy
2021-10-23@03:45:55
wgong
2021-10-28@00:52:29
"tkong I so pro" - Forrest
2021-10-28@00:53:24
"Tkong, I your mom" - Forrest
2021-10-28@00:53:37
"Alright I go get my meth" - Forrest
2021-10-28@00:54:31
hiya
2021-12-06@22:38:23
yo forrest chill bro meth? Damn I didn't know you were like that -Kevin
2021-12-25@14:41:22
What, how heated -Wyvern
2022-01-02@09:20:15
sup sup
2022-01-04@06:23:44
watching Tyler1 at 1:24 AM :/
2022-01-04@06:24:41
does anyone want to play league?
2022-01-04@06:25:05
add me league id: liarliarrrr
2022-01-04@06:25:19
uwu
2022-01-04@06:25:32
Imagine playing league, could not be me lol
2022-01-04@12:02:05

As you can see, DA admins think open source hardware is malware..

2022-01-09@17:13:43
Hey~

Relax

Take a deep breath

And get crippling depression ;)
2022-01-22@04:34:50
-wyvern 2022 (but without the wink. you can't even wink irl. tsk tsk.)
2022-01-24@00:30:50
Wgong too powerful
2022-01-26@02:10:37
Why is Yoonsa Lee the only competent second violinist? And why Saint-Saëns Violin Concerto? Goddamn
2022-01-26@02:11:15
Nick Wilde.
2022-01-26@02:12:41
That is literally Justinian
2022-01-26@02:13:27
I am not a competent second violinist. Wgong is the only one that can actually play in our whole section... (you know who I am)
2022-01-28@04:34:36
Say smth I’m giving up on u…
2022-02-11@23:17:46
i beg for forgiveness ;w;
2022-02-11@23:18:25
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?
2022-02-11@23:20:10
"I'm GAE" - Wgong
2022-02-11@23:25:10
I’ve been away too long from you and I’m sorry But I can’t control just what you do And I hope to god that you leave me soon That you walk away from this Burning bridge that you crossed too late And you just forget that we ever met But before you forget There’s just something I have to say I’m sick of your voice Sick of your face Sick of your choices Sick of your name Sick of your pleasure Sick of your pain Sick of your pressure Sick of your game I wish I never ever met you Five years of mistakes I’ll never undo I’m not your medicine or your tool Don’t expect me to ever fix you Every little thing always seems to be about you Exercise your criticism then get mad when I’m through You think your traumas don’t affect a single person ‘round you I’m not your therapist or boyfriend, try and get the two confused I’m best friends with your new boyfriend and I’ll tell him every truth I don’t care if he don’t like it, I don’t care if he tells you Text me that you fucking hate me, well it’s ‘bout time that you do Get the fuck up out my life because I’m still in love with I’m sick of your voice Sick of your face Sick of your choices Sick of your name Sick of your pleasure Sick of your pain Sick of your pressure Sick of your game Sick of your sight Sick of your shape Sick of your spite I’m sick of your shade I’m sick of your lies Sick of your lazy Sick of your cries I’m sick of your crazy I wish I never ever met you Five years of mistakes I’ll never undo I’m not your medicine or your tool Don’t expect me to ever fix you
2022-02-12@02:24:14
Why did sb just post lyrics again
2022-02-12@23:45:14
Hi Martin
2022-02-13@23:50:29
Your most recent post... are u ok?
2022-02-18@06:14:10
I’m foolishly putting my faith in the hope that there aren’t that many differences between you and I. I like to think that you’re also a broken shell of a person, yet I can’t help but admire how you have the courage to keep moving on. I only wish for you to be able to see that, too… Don’t you realize how much you change other people’s lives for the better?
2022-02-21@21:30:57
Who said that, &2 who.
2022-02-22@18:26:49
...
2022-02-22@20:00:43
Are you a violin?

Cuz I wanna grab you by the neck and listen to all the pretty little sounds you make as I play with you 😉
2022-02-22@23:01:12
I've never felt this good in my whole life! Just being with you is a far greater pleasure than anything I could imagine. I'm addicted to you. It feels like I'm going to die if I'm not breathing the same air as you... Doesn't it feel nice to have someone care about you that much? To have someone who wants to revolve their life around you? But if it feels so good...

Then why does it feel more and more like something horrible is going to happen? Maybe thats why I tried stopping myself at first... But the feeling is too strong now. I don't care anymore! I have to tell you!

I'm... I'm madly in love with you! It feels like every inch of my body... Every drop of blood in me... is screaming your name. I don't care what the consequences are anymore! Please, just know how much I love you. I love you so much that I even touch myself with the pen I stole from you. I just want to pull your skin open and crawl inside of you! I want you all to myself, and I will be only yours. Doesn't that sound perfect?

Tell me.

Tell me you want to be my lover.

Do you accept my confession?
2022-02-24@00:49:29
Confessions, huh~
2022-03-06@05:46:44
HEY

Stop sending R-18 Pixiv fanarts to minors, you pervert (hj

- ユナちゃん
2022-03-08@04:08:17
martin why are you so salty
2022-03-17@04:50:47
Since when
2022-03-19@19:25:43
Wow
2022-06-20@04:23:48
Summer in the heavens.
2022-06-25@16:38:08
wowthisplaceiscrazyyy
2022-07-04@14:19:05
JEWS
2022-07-20@06:35:51
balls
2022-07-20@06:40:28
<script>console.log("balls")</script>
2022-07-20@06:40:55
<div> balls </div>
2022-07-20@06:41:07
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
2022-07-20@06:42:19
Internet Sadness
2022-07-20@06:46:25
2022-07-20@06:48:55
2023/09/21
2023-09-21@18:18:40
test
2023-09-22@14:46:05
2024
2024-01-10@08:19:53
What's in those 100 elements? Garbage.
2024-01-17@23:18:24

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